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Fat Drunk Sings Bible Songs

by Gabe Schwartz

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This whole world needs to figure it's shit out With how long we've been around We could probably do this better People starve while other people drown In the riches they have found And we've done this forever This whole world needs to figure it's shit out can't see these bodies all around through our partisan blinders We'll burn this whole thing to the ground With the weapons we have found To keep things from each other I've got no solutions for anyone but me And I'll give them away for free All of you need to clean up your act And with enough to distract All you do is rearrange Thoughts and prayers or yelling in the streets With your aligned beliefs But nothing ever changes I've got no solutions for anyone but me And I'll give them away for free I should really figure my shit out Full of apathy, full of doubt Too distracted to really care I hope I'm the worst of all of us Because better is a must If I'm normal there is no future I've got no solutions for anyone but me And I'll give them away for free
2.
I've been scared of the rapture As long as i can remember When I'm all alone And someone was just there I never felt good enough To belong an-y-where I'm scared of the rapture Or maybe what comes after I hear the laughter And talk of my failures When I'm all alone It's where my mind wanders Doesn't matter if it's real Always an im-po-ster I hear the laughter Even when it's not there Existential fears And lingering doubts Color all my years Make me forget about How I belong I don't fear the future I don't fear an after And I'm not alone I've found a partner I'm tuning out all the noise And I be-long-right-here I don't fear the future I don't hear the laughter Not scared of the rapture
3.
I ate a bucket of ice cream Start to finish, I ate the whole thing I had some chips and salsa Just how I like it, a little spicy On There's a feeling in my belly that just won't go away It's turning and churning and I just have to say There's that tikka masala What else is in here, looks like roast beef A bowl of rice and red beans I'll eat this cheddar just like it's candy Oh no There's a feeling in my belly that just won't go away It's pushing my tush and burnin' down the gate There's a feeling in my belly that just won't go away It's turning and churning and I just have to say It's time for me to leave Solo Maybe I could use some pepto Some tums or maybe I'm too late Gonna go shit my guts out Make some room, there's food on that plate
4.
Solar Boners 04:14
Windows closed with no intent to open Hiding from the warmth of a summer's day In our chosen seats watching television Our eyes lock and then we say Solar Boners Solar Boners Solar Boners Solar Boners This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love Twenty odd years together will do this Shorthand, sympatico, telepathy I can see your thoughts as you manifest them And you see all the way through me Solar Boners And we laughed and laughed and laughed Solar Boners Who knows what that means, you know we don't Solar Boners I've infected her with my idiotic brain or vice versa Solar Boners This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love Solo Solar Boners And we laughed and laughed and laughed Solar Boners Who knows what that means, you know we don't Solar Boners I've infected her with my idiotic brain or vice versa Solar Boners This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love
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Greetings from mount nebo Above the land promised to Abraham Made mistakes and I won't go God himself will bury me with his hands High above the desert I see a cloud Andt night, it's as bright As the morning These people were starving You'd bail them out Enough to sustain To the morning Greetings from mount nebo Above the land promised to Abraham Won't walk through the fields tomorrow My time here is at its end I did what you asked me I have led them Across desert and sea Out of bondage I have laid out your law I killed their idols Showed them your ways Out of bondage Greetings from mount nebo Above the land promised to Abraham I'm older and I don't know What things separate god from man It wasn't the murder No taking of life It's the striking of rocks For some water It's the grievance of pride And impatience And the thinking That I could do better Greetings from mount nebo Above the land promised to Abraham Made mistakes and I won't go God himself will bury me with his hands Greetings from mount nebo Above the land promised to Abraham I'm older and I don't know What things separate god from man

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released May 23, 2023

Gabe created all sounds, both analog and digital, recorded everything, wrote everything, and sang everything unless otherwise noted.

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Witness the sight of a middle-aged man trying hard to not seem like he's trying hard and spiraling in shame because of it. Drink in the self interest masquerading as self effacing in the midst of self serving self deprecation.
Gabe Schwartz is a nominal musician and songwriter. Possibly. He attempts these feats alone as testament to the great difficulty he has in interacting with others.
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