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The good lady Schwartz and I were watching television, as you do, and a commercial came on for solar panels. The commercial's host was addressing the audience as "solar owners", we heard "solar boners". We looked at each other, said "solar boners" in unison and died laughing.

This is love.

I wanted to do some grungy, stoner metal type stuff, but also wanted to pull out some Don Ellis level odd time signatures. The verse is in 23/8 (5/5/3/3/3/4) and the chorus in just regular, old 6/8. I was tuned to DADABD and paid little attention to what key this is in.

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Windows closed with no intent to open
Hiding from the warmth of a summer's day
In our chosen seats watching television
Our eyes lock and then we say

Solar Boners
Solar Boners
Solar Boners
Solar Boners
This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love
This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love
This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love

Twenty odd years together will do this
Shorthand, sympatico, telepathy
I can see your thoughts as you manifest them
And you see all the way through me

Solar Boners
And we laughed and laughed and laughed
Solar Boners
Who knows what that means, you know we don't
Solar Boners
I've infected her with my idiotic brain or vice versa
Solar Boners
This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love
This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love
This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love

Solo

Solar Boners
And we laughed and laughed and laughed
Solar Boners
Who knows what that means, you know we don't
Solar Boners
I've infected her with my idiotic brain or vice versa
Solar Boners
This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love
This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love
This is love this is love this is love this is love this is love this is love

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from Fat Drunk Sings Bible Songs, released May 23, 2023
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Witness the sight of a middle-aged man trying hard to not seem like he's trying hard and spiraling in shame because of it. Drink in the self interest masquerading as self effacing in the midst of self serving self deprecation.
Gabe Schwartz is a nominal musician and songwriter. Possibly. He attempts these feats alone as testament to the great difficulty he has in interacting with others.
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