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watch my heart explode

from Flabbergaster by Gabe Schwartz

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Rock and Roll song about cholesterol medicine and me being morbidly obese.

lyrics

I've got an awful diet
That's what the doctor says
And I'm morbidly overweight

Pick out a pill, prescribe it
Cause I'll still feed my face
Without ever trying to change


I just got some terrible news
Doctor said it's time to change
Stay the same and I'll watch my heart explode
Do I take a pill or light the fuse?


Douse it in butter and fry it
Eat til I can't feel my legs
Can't let this food just go to waste

Pick a farm, I'll buy it
Just for a little taste
Wouldn't have it any other way

I just got some terrible news
Doctor said it's time to change
Stay the same and I'll watch my heart explode
Do I eat this kale or light the fuse?

Solo

I just got some terrible news
Doctor said it's time to change
Stay the same and I'll watch my heart explode
Watch me fail as I light the fuse.

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from Flabbergaster, released March 1, 2023
Gabe wrote, recorded, played all things

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Gabe Schwartz Ohio

Witness the sight of a middle-aged man trying hard to not seem like he's trying hard and spiraling in shame because of it. Drink in the self interest masquerading as self effacing in the midst of self serving self deprecation.
Gabe Schwartz is a nominal musician and songwriter. Possibly. He attempts these feats alone as testament to the great difficulty he has in interacting with others.
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