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oh canada (this vacation sucks)

from Flabbergaster by Gabe Schwartz

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I love Canada, but I don't want to go there with less than 24 hour notice. When I have only packed tank tops and shorts.

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Wanted to take you where the water is so clear
Wanted to celebrate school's final year
Hurricane season was a risk we tried to run
We're pointing northward and dressed for island sun

We're changing direction
We're going somewhere else
Oh Canada
This vacation sucks

Four suitcases with not a sleeve in sight
Fifties in the day and colder through the night
Fillers from Jersey crowding all the heated pools
The bars, the trivia, any and every room

We're changing direction
We're going somewhere else
Oh Canada
This vacation sucks

Ports have been shut down for the last two years
First to make a call since pandemic fears
Nothings open, construction everywhere
Give me my money and get me out of here

We're changing direction
We're going somewhere else
Oh Canada
This vacation sucks

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from Flabbergaster, track released June 24, 2022
Gabe wrote, recorded, played all things

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Witness the sight of a middle-aged man trying hard to not seem like he's trying hard and spiraling in shame because of it. Drink in the self interest masquerading as self effacing in the midst of self serving self deprecation.
Gabe Schwartz is a nominal musician and songwriter. Possibly. He attempts these feats alone as testament to the great difficulty he has in interacting with others. ... more

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